I was riding with my buddy Porkrind one day just out rolling around Ohios great northwest ....
It was a beautiful day ..... slight overcast ..... a pleasant 77 degrees and as we neared the end of our 268 mile ride around the block we came to a bridge and what appeared to be a young girl getting ready to jump off and plung to her death
Porky flags to the side of thr rode ..... we get off our bikes and approach the bridge jumper slowly .... ..... porky starts talking in a soothing poetic manner like I have never heard before ....... coaxing the jumper back asking for one last kiss
Off the rail and over to Porky the jumper goes and the two embrace and lock lips for a long, passionate 3 1/2 minute tongue swapping kiss
At the end of the kiss porky pulls back and says "that was the best kiss I have ever expierenced ..... why would you wanna take your own life"
The would be jumper turns to porky and says " I just could not take the guilt and shame that I cause my parents" ......... as he pulls off his wig he tells porky ... "THEY JUST GET SO UPSET WHEN I LEAVE THE HOUSE DRESSED AS A WOMAN"